The MTA Doesn't Care How A Shark Ended Up On A NYC Subway Train

New York's Metropolitan Transportation Authority will not investigate the mysterious appearance of a dead shark on a Queens-bound N subway train, a spokesperson said today. Yes, folks this morning we removed a shark from an N train at Ditmars Blvd.....and no, we're not investigating how it got there. :) #MTA -- Kevin Ortiz (@MTA_NYCT_Vocero) August 7, 2013 Another MTA spokesperson indicated that the shark was real, despite some doubts voiced on Twitter: @SecondAveSagas @danarubinstein @MichaelMu...